brokenjoe's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Blood Shed (Revised)]

bettuh...

Better than before, you'll probably make another one and then finally Blood Shed three...Then sadly enough you will stop because after the 100th submission of a crappy falsh made in "honor" of this game is made, you will close your eyes weep softly about how you've inspired only hopeless rejects that will never understand an original though...and finally you will pull the trigger. But in your memory a new member named BloodShedClock will arise and make the subsequent Blood Shed Clock game. I salute thee!

[Metal Slug Rampage 2]

I am...

...a cheating piece of crap.

[kick baby heads]

What is the deal?

The people reviewing this are either completely immature, little kids with no real care about artistic or video integridy...or highstrung assholes that ignore everything out side of this "simulated violence" (most of which probably go home and play GTA without much care). The game idea was original, but the game play wasn't. The graphics we're definatly not a regular for newgrounds. The very look and feel of this game is the very essense of Newgrounds...but it was too underdone. Multiple levels, (catch the running baby with a blender, throw the baby's head) just some more depth to the game. Too short to be addictive. More gore and options would have been good.

[Blood Shed]

Not bad...

You got bugs man...big bugs! Enemies outside of the paratroopers and the boss are exactly the same. Somehow yourself goes dancing infront of the line of fire and if you shoot this mirrored version of you, you take damage. Once you die and come back, you're invincible. And the boss doesn't work. Fix the bugs man please! The animation was good, the direction was well done, but too many problems to be a good game. I know the troubles of making a game, so I'm not just another Newgrounds user that wants to run their mouth.

[!GAME! -- CannonGalleon!!]

Good game.

Some boats just dissapear after you hit another one. It simple and arcade like. Good game.

[Chainsaw Massacre 3]

Sheuu...

I understand your pain, but no reason to involve your homophobia. Yeah it sucks that people don't really understand the concept and time it took. But then again this is Newgrounds, a semi-well made stick movie gets a highscore. Keep working on the game, think more of a reason to it. Why does he want to kill these people, what does the car have to do with anything, why is it so short. "Random Chaos" is cool, but there is really no point to killing these people. Nice work, don't insue blamming by making fun of 14 year old boys who probably suck at Flash and have no real life.

[Slacker 2]

What can I say...

Good game, it has a nice quirky arura about it. A little too short but still satisfying. Thumbs Up! I liked the inclusion of the other "mini-game" parts.

[waterworld demo]

alright

It's an ok game, maybe add some letters and more things going on, like in the background. Good idea, a little easy, but it is a demo. Good job, some instruction within the game would be nice.

[Revenge boy (full)]

well you tried.

Well, you tried. A little more interactivity?

[Autopsy]

Like irritating Stick

That game was like Irritating Stick! A little challenging though.