brokenjoe's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[To Kill A Clock]

ehh...

This is a clock movie making fun of other clock movies. Regular stuff on newgrounds. Nothing sets it apart.

MappyTheKlown responds:

Me not being a clock sets it apart quite a bit.

[Kirk's Skate Video No. 3]

Very good.

I award 200 points for the Misfits song, another 40 for the Berry song, I also threw in a 120 for the style. Oh...-20 for it bing too short, and I took away another 20 points for the odd physics. Ahh, but what the hell...1000 more points for the Misfits.

[Blindfolded Guy Noir]

Sweet film.

Anyone who hates it, fuck off. This was good and one of the better flash animations (non pro dipshit) It's not all motion tween, the scene of The Blinfolded guy flipping over and blasting those fuckers was bad-ass enough. Great job!

[Piso Mojado]

Nicely done.

Was that a Social D shirt I saw??? I award you 45 points for the reference, -10 points for the dragonball Z reference, but you pull it back with an extra 80 points for being you.

[Urban Deaths]

Alright

Your movies are gonna' get better, and this one might have been better if I hadn't seen Terror Firmer already. Sensless violence, "Random Chaos" what ever you call it. Good work.

[Particle Man!]

Some eh, uh well...

I've seen people do this song as a Flash video before...none are too great. As amazing as a band that They Might Be Giants are I wonder why no one does their other songs (Constantinoble?). It's your first flash, not to say you're not trying or you aren't creative, but what is the need to put it on Newgrounds? I think it is good that so many people want to learn Flash, but take some practice at it before wasting space on Newgrounds. It's difficult sure, but if you don't want to go the extra mile stop doing it. What does it matter. Watch cartoons carefully, tape them or something and soon you'll start to get better. Practice hand animation too, draw it out.

[The Clown]

It was ok...

No offense, but seriously, if someone does something a little bit crude or rude on Newgrounds, most people don't give a shit. And are saddly enough more offended by an innocent and caring story. A clown gets killed and you laugh about it...you're on newgrounds no one is fuckin' offended. Not just this submission, but submission. Put up a Teletubby must die movie, no cares; put up a real teletubby movie, everyone is offended and pissed off at it. Fuckin' grow up! ...Nice movie though. Thumbs up!

[Hooligans: Bred Ninja]

Style

All about style, good work. It twas neat, and odd. Just queer enough to call cool! B+

[- -Car Wash- -]

no good

Uhh...it's ok for like a first flash...but why are you submiting first flash? You have misspelled words in it. Sense?

[RYU MELT spoofed.swf]

lame

It was lame, really lame. It's not even a game.